► Rev. E.W. Jackson (R-VA): Today’s “Lunatic” Award Winner |
Rev. E.W. Jackson (R-VA): Today’s “Lunatic” Award Winner Congratulations to….
Rev. E.W. Jackson (R-VA)
Today’s “Lunatic”Award Winner
It is difficult to imagine what in the world possessed the Republican Party in Virginia to name Rev. Jackson as their candidate for Lieutenant Governor. You’d like to think that there was at least one Virginia Republican they could have named that wasn’t one of America’s Premier Lunatics.
In a never ending effort to prove his bona fides as Virginia’s Leading Lunatic, the Rev. said that doing yoga may leave unsuspecting people vulnerable to satanic possession.
The Loon went on to say,
I’m sure that Satan would find many, many empty spaces in the Rev’s brain. In fact, I’m sure that he is afflicted with a disease wherein he suffers from an excessive amount of oxygen between his left and right ear.
If this idiot is elected Lt. Governor of Virginia and something befell the sitting Governor, the Lunatic would become the Governor. Such a scenario would surely justify a mass migration of Virginians to Maryland or West Virginia for that matter.
Congrats Rev.; keep up the good work! We should let everyone know of your amazing record as one of America’s Least Understood “Lunatics”; you are far too humble.
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