► U.S. Sen. Richard Shelby (AL): Today’s “Ass-Kisser” Award Winner |
U.S. Sen. Richard Shelby (AL): Today’s “Ass-Kisser” Award Winner
Congratulations to….
U.S. Sen. Richard Shelby (AL) Today’s “Ass-Kisser” Award Winner
Dick is yet another loser lawyer that learned early on after graduating from law school just how difficult it would be to earn a dishonest living practicing law. Therefore, Dick opted to go into the second most ethical profession (used car salesman No. 1), politics.
It should be noted that Dick has had his significant snout firmly implanted in the public trough for the past fifty-three years (1963 to 2016). If it wasn’t for a government check, Dick would likely be working as a greeter at the Walmart store in Birmingham, Alabama.
Shortly after Donald “Trumporleone” Trump announced his nomination of Sen. Jefferson Beauregard Sessions of Alabama to be the next U.S. Attorney General, Dick decided to praise The Don’s decision. Towards that end, Dick laughingly said:
This is the same Sessions that was denied a U.S. judgeship in 1986 by a Republican Judiciary Committee because he was proven to be a dyed-in-the-wool bigot. If Dick was truly interested in telling the truth, he would have said:
Hopefully, Beauregard reimbursed Dick for the costs he incurred in purchasing a pair of Industrial Strength Knee Pads so that he could properly genuflect in Beauregard’s honor.
Congrats Dick; keep up the good work! We should let everyone know of your amazing record as one of Americas Least Appreciated “Ass-Kissers”; you are far too humble. |