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Jamaican Jerk Association 2020 Award Winners

 

As you can imagine the competition for this prestigious award was quite keen. I’m sure the nominees that didn’t win will be depressed and/or angry at the winner. However, the losers should take pride in the fact that they made the final list.

 

The voting member of the Jamaican Jerk Seasoning Association proudly announced the winners of the 2020 Jerk Awards. Those winners and runners-up are as follows.

 

And the Number One Jerk Award goes to:

 

My Pillow Guy Mike Lindell

 

And the Runners-Up are as follows.

  • Fox’s Sean Hannity
  • Rep. Matt Gaetz (R-FL)
  • Suspended attorney Rudy Giuliani
  • Donald Trump Jr.
  • Rep. Mo “The Stooge” Brooks (R-Al)

Given their innate ability to make jerks of themselves, the losers should have a decent chance of unseating the My Pillow Guy for the 2021 Jamaican Jerk Award.