► 2020 Asshole Association of America (AAA) Award Winners Print

2020 Asshole Association of America (AAA) Award Winners

 

After a grueling race to the finish line and given the huge number of experienced and accomplished contestants for this prestigious annual award, the voting members of the Asshole Association of America along with its Board of Directors is proud to announce the 2020 winner and the top five losing nominees.  

 

And the 2020 Award goes to:

 

Donald “Trumporleone” Trump

 

And the Top 5 2020 Losing Nominees

  • Sean “Trump Sycophant” Hannity
  • Sen. Mitch “Moscow Mitch” McConnell
  • Sen. Lindsey “Lady G” Graham (R-SC)
  • Sen. Ted “Lyin Ted” Cruz
  • Gov. Ron DeSantis (R-FL)

In addition to an appropriate trophy, the association members voted to provide the winner “Small Hands” Donnie with a lifetime supply of Trump Brand Petite Condoms.

 

The members voted to provide the five losing nominees with lifelong subscriptions to Hustler, Score and Screw magazines, along with a tailored made “inversed chastity belt” to protect them from any unwanted intrusions from “Small Hands” Donnie.