► Trump order NY Times/WA Post canceled and replaced by National Enquirer, Mad Magazine and Hustler |
Trump order NY Times/WA Post canceled and replaced by National Enquirer, Mad Magazine and Hustler
It is undisputed that The Great Leader considers any news agency that writes article that impugn his alleged integrity, intellectualism, ability to tell the truth and/or his fitness for office are members of the Fake News and/or Enemies of The People.
In a lame effort at levity, The Great Leader ordered that all federal agencies not renew their subscriptions to the New York Times and The Washington Post. And then, according to several unreliable and anonymous sources, he ordered that the Times and Post be replaced with well known journalistic giants and truthtellers such as the following:
In defense of The Great Leader’s childish stunt aimed at The Washington Post and New York Times, press secretary Stephanie Grisham made the following statement after applying a thick coat of Boudreaux’s Butt Paste for the ultimate protection.
"Not renewing subscriptions across all federal agencies will be a significant cost saving for taxpayers - hundreds of thousands of dollars."
Taxpayer’s would save in excess of $155,000 a year if moronic mouthpieces like Grisham were fired rather than allowed to spew forth lie after lie in support of The Great Leader.
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