Rev. Jim Bakker: Today’s “Humanitarian” Award Winner

 This isn’t the first Award presented to Jimmy. In the past, he has been the recipient of two (2) Awards in various categories. Those awards are listed at the end of this article and can be viewed by going to the listed categories.

In early January 2015, Rev. Jim advised the viewers of his comedy show what God had in store for America in 2915.

In a magical display of proving he is one of America’s Premier Soothsayers, Rev. Jim told his low I.Q. viewers that:

• There would be increased tensions with North Korea
• There would be increased violence from Islamist extremists

Where was Rev. Jim when I needed some sound advice on picking the winner of the college football championship game between Ohio State and Oregon?

Rev. Jim went on to warn that the U.S. military will never prevail in a war because Americans are “mocking God, taking God out of schools, making it legal to murder the babies, [taking] the Ten Commandments down and literally denying the word of God.”

In a lame attempt to humor his low I.Q. listeners, Rev. Jim told them that he had received divine revelations from God while he was taking a bath. Rumor has it that God piped in background music while speaking to Rev. Jim in his bathtub, which ended up being a couple of courses of that old ditty by Bobby Darin, “Splish Splash.”

Congrats Jimmy; keep up the good work! We should let everyone know of your amazing record as one of Americas Least Appreciated “Humanitarians”; you are far too humble.

1. Bullshit Award Winner = 1
2. Fleece-Flocker Award Winner = 1