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Assemblyman Vito Lopez (D-NY): Today’s “Pervert” Award Winner   Congratulations to….
Assemblyman Vito Lopez (D-NY)
Today’s “Pervert”Award Winner
After acting as a compliant lackey for the local political hacks in Brooklyn, was permitted to run for the office of Assemblyman from the 53rd District. With the backing of the local political hacks, Vito succeeded in duping the voters into electing him the New York Assembly in November 1984.
From January 2985 through May 2013, Vito has had his significant snout firmly implanted in the public trough while being employed as an Assemblyman from Brooklyn.
In August 2012, the members of the New York Assembly found that Vito was guilty of engaging in violating the Assembly’s Sexual Harassment and Retaliation policy as it related to two young female staffers.
Knowing that the Assembly was about to vote to expel him from his office, Vito did what most cowardly perverts do, he resigned.
Unfortunately, Vito the Perv will receive a handsome pension after providing twenty-eight (28) years of worthless services to the overtaxed citizens of Brooklyn, New York.
I’m sure that with his vast experience in sexually harassing females, Vito shouldn’t have any trouble gaining employment as a greeter at The Playpen Gentlemen’s Club at 3901 2nd Avenue in Brooklyn, New York.
And lastly, I never could figure out why they call these joints “Gentlemen’s Clubs.”
Congrats Vito; keep up the good work! We should let everyone know of your amazing record as one of America’s Most Disgusting “Perverts”; you are far too humble.
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