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Stuart Stevens – Romney Advisor: Today’s “Screwball” Award Winner   Congratulations to….
Stuart Stevens
Today’s “Screwball” Award Winner
Stuart Stevens was a so-called top strategist for the Mitt Romney campaign that received a good old fashioned ass whooping by Obama, et al. on November 5, 2012.
In a lame attempt to defend his lousy performance as Mitt’s top advisor and strategist, Stuart decided to spew forth some hyperbolic (BS) excuses in his recent Washington Post op-ed piece titled, “”Mitt Romney: A good man. The right fight.”
Stuart made the following laughable and screwy comments:
“He bested the competition in debates.” So Stuart actually believes that certified buffoons such as Rep. Michelle “The Nutcase” Bachman, Newt “The Two-Timer” Gingrich, and Herman “Hold the Anchovies” Cain can truthfully be considered plausible competitors. Apparently, Stuart would have considered the Moe, Larry and Curly as viable competitors!
It appears that Stuart is rightfully concerned as to whether any future GOP candidate for the presidency would be willing to offer him a job. He shouldn’t worry too much since Wal-Mart is always looking to hire greeters.
And lastly, it is quite obvious that Stuart missed his calling as a standup comedian. Maybe he could put together a comic trio made up of Stuey, Newty and Hermy and pitch it as The Three Drolls.
Congrats Stuart; keep up the good work! We should let everyone know of your amazing record as one of America’s most accomplished Screwballs; you are far too humble
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