Great Leader plants another Wet Kiss on Ken Paxton

Someone at the White House — reportedly a staffer whose I.Q. finally crept above the posted speed limit in a school zone — finally advised Great Leader that, in hindsight, he probably should’ve invoked his Fifth Amendment right to remain silent rather than endorsing Ken “The Undertaker” Paxton.

But Great Leader has never been known for silence. So now he’s issued an urgent appeal to Texans to support The Undertaker in his bid for the U.S. Senate. In what may be one of the limpest attempts at levity ever recorded on video, Great Leader delivered the following lines to persuade Texans to hold their collective noses and vote for The Undertaker:

“He is unbelievable.”

“He is a loyal, hardworking character.”

“Ken’s one of the best state attorney generals in the entire country.”

“He has been for the last many years and frankly he’s gonna go down as one of the best ever.”

Boys and Girls, I’m not convinced Great Leader’s praise is entirely accurate. And to be fair — fairness being the thing we all pretend to seek — I doubt Great Leader’s rant would’ve been welcomed even if he presented it in braille, and that’s taking into account all the folks in Texas and elsewhere who have blindly (pun intended) fallen for his BS.

Now let’s take a moment and see if any of Great Leader’s praise passes the Bullshit Test.

????The Bullshit Test

“He’s unbelievable.” 

True — serial adulterer, congenital liar, bribery aficionado, securities‑fraud enthusiast. Just a sampler platter of his greatest hits.

“He’s one of the best state attorney generals in the entire country.” 

Hard to respond, because Great Leader didn’t specify which country.

If he meant the Democratic Republic of Congo or Yemen, then sure — maybe he’s right.

Only time will tell if another well‑placed, big, sloppy Wet Kiss from Great Leader will help drag The Undertaker across the finish line…or bury him under it.

(Another intended pun — I think.)