Why is Sen. Chuck Grassley Chairman of the Senate Judiciary Committee?

First and foremost, it should be noted that Chuckie has had his significant snout firmly

 implanted in the public trough for the past sixty-seven (67) years (ca. 1959 to 2026.) Apparently, other than sucking on the public tit, nobody or company was about to offer Chuckie the Old Geezer (DOB 1933) a good paying job.

I think Chuckie could have better served his country if had opted to remain a Farmer or Factory Worker then feign the intellectual expertise required to reign as the Chairman of the Senate Judiciary Committee. No shame in farming Chuckie!!

The Senate Judiciary Committee was first formed in 1832 with the appointment of Sen. William Marcy of New York. Sen. Marcy received his JD (Juris Doctor) after graduating from the Dickinson College of Law.

Subsequently, there were forty-two senators from various states appointed as Chairman of the Senate JUdiciary Committee. All forty-three (43) appointees were males, not even one female. The process for the appointments is relegated the members of the majority party in the Senate.

From 1993 to 2026, there have been nineteen (19) female Senators, all of whom graduated from Law School and then passed the bar, and went to presitgious schools such as Georgetown, the University of Chicago and Yale. 

In fact, one female Senator was a law professor at Harvard, University of Pennsylvania and the University of Texas. Despite said resume, she was never appointed as Chairperson. 

Despite the resumes of said female Senators, not even one was ever appointed by her fellow Misogynist Male (M&M) members. This mysognistic conduct has been going on since 1816 and seems as though it may well continue another 100 or so years.

Now, lets take a minute to explore the alleged qualifications of Sen. Grassley that led to his appointment as Chairman of the Judiciary Committee. 

Education

• Recieved a Bachelor of Arts (BA) from the University of Northern Iowa
• Received a Masters Degree in political science from the University of Northern Iowa

Prior Work Experience

• Ran an IBM machine in Waterloo
• Waored as a sheet metal shearer at Universal Hoist Co. in Waterloo
• Worked on an assembly line at Waterloo Register Co. for ten years

The primary reason Chuckie was appointed as Chair of the Judiciary Committee was because the Republican Senators did so because they knew he would be a reliable lackey for thier right-wing convervative agenda.

FYI: Chuckie joins U.S. Congressman Jim (aka, Gym) Jordan as yet another unqualifed person who was appointed by his fellow republican hacks as Chairman of the House's Judiciary Committe.

In this instance, Jimmy did attend law school at Capitol University in Columbus, Ohio; however, it is ranked as the 167th best law school out of 200 by the American Bar Association. 

Despite graduating from Capitol, Jimmy never passed the bar. To be fair,  it is rumored that he occasionally passed the following Bars.

• "Dick's Den", a gay bar in Columbus, Ohio
• "Somewhere in Time" gay bar specializing in drag shows in Lima, Ohio

And finally, Chuckie's conduct as an unapologetc Trump Sycophant (aka, asskisser), he has displayed total contempt for the law and/or constitution along with his unparralled incompetence.