A product for Guys suffering from “Trump Derangement Syndrome"

According to The Don, just about everyone who dislikes him and/or makes statements criticizing his conduct, is labeled as suffering from the dreaded “Trump Derangement Syndrome” (TDS). Below are some well-known figures that the Don claims are torturing themselves due to their TDS symptoms.

• Robert De Niro
• Jimmy Kimmel
• Bruce Springsteen
• Sen. Adam Schiff
• Mike Pence

Luckily for you sufferers, there is a product available that could or possibly could alleviate the stress and angst associated with suffering from TDS. And that product is a Urinal Deodorizer Screen (UDS) that can be found at the bottom of many Urinals.

In this instance, the UDS is labeled “DON” meaning any male suffering from TDS and/or any guy who dislikes “The Don” can happily take a piss on the “DON” urinal deodorizer.

And lastly and most imprtantly, after experiencing the joy of pissing on “The Don”, don’t forget to wash your hands.