Pam Bondi Version of London Bridges Falling Down

The following is a rewrite of the famous “London Bridges Falling Down” especially written for and in honor of U.S. Attorney General Pam Bondi.

The lyrics were specifically chosen by a committee comprised by ethical luminaries, Tom (this bag is for you) Holman, Kristi (happy puppy executioner) Noem, and Howard “The Island Man” Lutnick.

Justice System falling down

Falling down, falling down

Justice System falling down

My lyin’ lady

Justice System broken down

Broken down, broken down

Justice System broken down

My lyin’ lady

Built it up with lies and scams

Lies and Scams, lies and scams

Built it up with lies and scams

My lyin’ lady

Built it up with grifters and cheats
Cons and cheats, grifters and cheats

Built it up with grifters and cheats
My lyin’ lady

Truth and ethics will wash away

Wash away, wash away

Wood and clay will wash away

My lyin’ lady

Build it up with tricks and frauds
Trick and fraud, tricks and frauds

Build it up with tricks and frauds
My lyin’ lady

Built it up with crypto and bitcoin
Crypto and bitcoin, crypto and bitcoin
Built it up with crypto and bitcoin

My lyin’ lady

Tricks and Frauds will always stay
Will always stay, always stay
Tricks and Frauds will always stay
My lyin’ lady