Kristi Noem: Today’s “Lying Lunatic” Award Winner

Sadly, Kristi is the least qualified person to ever be appointed as the United States Secretary of Homeland Security by Donald Trump.

Kristi’s asinine assignment would be analogous to former Presidents making the following appointments of upstanding, patriotic Mafia bosses as heads of various law enforcement agencies or federal courts.

• Jimmy Carter appoints Columbo Crime Boss Carmine “The Snake” Persico as FBI director
• Richard Nixon appoints Gambino Boss John “The Teflon Don” Gotti as US Attorney for New York 
• FDR appoints Murder Inc. boss Albert ”The Mad Hatter” Anastasia Supreme Court Justice
• Gerald Ford appoints John “No Nose” DiFronzo of the Chicago Outfit as Attorney General
• Donald Trump appoints Jeffrey Epstein as head of the Center for countering Human Trafficking

Regarding the unjustifiable and brutal killing of 37-year-old Renee Nicole Good in Minneapolis, Kristi found it appropriate to spew forth the following despicable and easily provable lies in her ignorant attempt to defend the ICE goon who shot Ms. Good three times at close range.

• “She was blocking the officers in with her vehicle.”
• "And she had been stalking and impeding their work all throughout the day.”
• “She then proceeded to weaponize her vehicle and she attempted to run a law enforcement officer over."
• “She was using a vehicle to try to kill an officer and his colleagues."
• “Agents were conducting an enforcement action in Minneapolis Wednesday morning when their vehicle got stuck in the snow.” (video proves no ICE vehicle stuck in snow)
• “It was an act of domestic terrorism."
• "An officer of ours acted quickly and defensively, shot to protect himself and the people around him."
• “She attempted to run them over and ram them with her vehicle."

Videos of the incident absolutely prove “beyond all doubt” that Kristi is a congenital liar. In fact, she does a lousy job as a liar. I wouldn’t be surprised if the “American Society of Storytellers (ASS) isn't totally embarrassed because of her conduct in diminishing the accuracy and respect of many dedicated members of ASS.