Color Blind? You’re ICE disqualified

As one would suspect, qualifying to be an ICE agent in Minneapolis apparently allows one to be a “trigger happy” thug.”

However, rumor has it that the Dishonorable Secretary of Homeland Security Kristi Noem, recently issued an order that any present or future ICE agents must be tested for “color blindness,” and if anyone is so diagnosed that persona will be fired and/or not hired in the first place.

Noem’s reasoning for disqualifying anyone who is “color blind” is to prevent any patriotic white person from undergoing the indignity of being mistaken for a “person of color.”

Hopefully, this necessary action by Noem will assure the ongoing safety of white patriots who may unwisely traveled in an area frequented by “persons of color.”