Trumps rendition of “The Other Guy” by the “Little River Band

In a pitiful and lughable attempt to persuade, actually dupe Melania into believing that he

 still cares for her despite being a serial adulterer, Donnie sat down and penned his rendition of “The Other Guy,” which is set forth below.

FYI: It should be noted that rumor has it that "The Other Guy" was either former FBI Director James Comey or Whitehouse Assistant Chief of Staff Stephen Miller. 

I found out that you care for another guy

I found out that you want another smile

We are alone as two different people can be

And it's not hurting me so

I understand why you don't care for me

The other guy will be around to talk to our kids

He will understand when you're down the way I didn’t

We never had it all, you and I, no need to try again

I found out that your heart is with that other guy

You found out that I’m tellin' another lie

We've come apart and going our own separate ways

And I know you understand

Why you hate me and don’t want you to stay