Who’d dispute President Trump being a Super-Sized American Patriot (SAP)?

I’m confident that every one of you is knowledgeable as to the universally agreed to definition of what an “American Patriot” truly means. With that said, l invite you take a minute or so to review the rather magical conduct of Donald Trump as a dyed-in-the-wool Super-Sized American Patriot as we all know him to be.

Now, let’s review the incontrovertible evidence that Donald Trump is not only a Super Patriot, but has outperformed and clearly deserves to be referresident Trump as Super-Sized American Patriot (SAP)red to as the “Poster Boy of American Patriots. 

Signifies person who loves their country

Recipient of five justified and unwanted military deferments during Vietnam War

Unyielding support for Immigrants both Legal and Illegal

• Wife Ivana Trump, (PKA, Czechia Zlin), born Czech Republic, blonde buxom model
• Wife Melania Trump, (PKA, Melanija Knavs), born in Slovenia, blonde buxom model
• Employed hundreds of illegal Polish immigrants to work on New York property and because of his compassion and love of them, refused to pay them until sued several years later
• Has openly expressed since affection for the hundreds of illegals he has hired over the years and continues doing at his golf resorts and Mar-a-Lago

Conduct illustrative of American heroes

Someone seriously wounded while playing golf or tennis who uncontrollably bawled when Daddy said his devastating medical condition prevented him from joining the Army

Someone who is a member of a resistance group

• A person who proudly displays Pride flag at Mar-a-Lago, the Whitehouse and his Golf Club in Dubai
• Especially honored and respected card-carrying lifetime member of Antifa and NAACP

Love of country:

• Belief in Putin and disbelief of American Intelligence morons
• Ongoing love affair with hunk of a man Kim Jung Un, proof being named Playgirls 2022 Man of the Year Award (I’m sure if Kim had attended the Woodstock event in 1969 like I did, he would have undergone unlimited stress being pursued by the thousands of young girls seeking someone as handsome and glamorous as he undoubtedly was.)

Ready to boldly support and defend America:

• Proud and well-deserving recipient of five military deferments who was willing to risk numerous golfing and tennis outings to avoid service in the Vietnam War.

Brings unification and joy:

• Actions clearly establish his never-ending efforts to unify January 6 Patriots with Antifa and other God-hating liberals.

Proof of religious beliefs:

• Exhibited his lifetime belief and love by holding Bible upside down
• Unbelievable adherence to the Ten Commandments with the God-approved exceptions listed below.

Thou shall not commit adultery:

• God approved exceptions for Porn Stars and Playboy Playmates

Thou shall not steal:

• Unless it’s from someone less deserving than The Don

Thou shall not bear false witness against your neighbor

Except for scumbag losers like Sen. Adam “Shifty” Schiff or James “Dirty Cop” Comey

Thou shall not covet

• Unless she’s a damn good looker and husband’s on business trip to Japan

Let’s take a minute in setting forth conclusive proof of Mr. Trumps outstanding life and accomplishments setting him up as the quintessential Super American Patriot (SAP). Justly proclaiming that Americans who died in war, captured, or merely served their country, are losers and suckers.

Tables I deal with the number of deaths, wounded and missing. Table II lists Famous Movie Stars, and Table III lists Famous Singers, all of whom served during wartime.

TABLE I

Tables I and II below list the Movie Stars and Singers who served in World War II and Korea, all of whom President Trump rightfully and truthfully called “Losers and Suckers” when compared to his Heroism and Patriotism

Table I Movie Stars

Table II Singer

These losers and no-talent actors (The Don said) do not really deserve any credit whether they and/or some demented individuals portray them as Patriots in comparison to the one and only True Super American Patriot (SAP), which is of course The Don, right?

And finally, after you’ve read the undisputed facts above, it would be virtually impossible for you to not agree that The Don is without doubt the Super-Sized American Patriot (SAP) that he unabashedly claims to be.