Song sung by Trump after 2020 loss to Biden

The following is Don’s edited version of “They’re Coming to Take me Away, Away”recorded in 1966 by Jerry Samuels under the name Napoleon XIV.

Regardless of how much effort people put into consoling Donny about his tragic, world‑shattering loss, it was completely pointless. You could’ve offered him a hug, a therapy llama, or a lifetime supply of emotional support ice cream —none of it made a dent. To make matters worse (and to further confirm that Donny’s elevator didn’t quite reach the top floor), he became absolutely convinced that the election had been stolen from him. Not just “a little stolen,”but stolen in the same way your cousin’s lawn chair mysteriously disappears after a neighborhood barbecue.

In Donny’s mind, he didn’t just win — oh no — he obliterated the competition. He believed he beat Biden in the popular vote by over 15 million votes and carried every single state except California. Yes, every state. Even the ones that would sooner elect a houseplant. Reality, meanwhile, was standing off to the side waving its arms and yelling, “Buddy, no,” but Donny was far too busy living in his personal fantasyland, population: him.

Donnie's version of the song goes like this.

Remember when I ran away from you and got on my knees and begged

you not to fire me because I’d go berserk?

Well, you fired me anyhow and the days got worse and worse and now you see

I’ve gone completely out of my mind.

And, they’re they're coming to take me away, ha, ha
They're coming to take me away, ho, ho, hee, hee, ha, ha
To the funny farm where life is beautiful all the time
And I'll be happy to see those nice young men in their clean white coats
And they're coming to take me away, ha, ha

You thought it was a joke and so you laughed, you laughed when I said that

losing to Joe would make me flip my lid, right?

You know you laughed
I heard you laugh, you laughed, you laughed and laughed and then you

made me leave but now you know I'm utterly mad
And, they're coming to take me away, ha, ha

They're coming to take me away, ho, ho, hee, hee, ha,