Gov. DeSantis Sings “They’re Coming to Take Me Away” in Honor of Trump

It is a well known fact that Gov. Ron DeSantis is experiencing a constant organism at the thought of becoming the GOP nominee for President of the United States in 2024.

It is common knowledge that Donald “Trumporleone” Trump is going to unmercifully attack Ronnie for real and/or imagined misconduct in an effort to defeat him in the upcomping GOP primaries in 2024.

With that in mind, it is rumored that Ronnie has done a rewrite of the 1966 hit “They’re Coming to Take me Away, Away” by Jerry Samuels in honor of Trump, which goes like this:

Remember when I ran away from DC and got on my knees and begged
you not to fire me because I’d go berserk?

Well, you fired me anyhow and the days got worse and worse and now you see

I’ve gone completely out of my mind

And, they’re they're coming to take me away, ha, ha
They're coming to take me away, ho, ho, hee, hee, ha, ha
To the funny farm where life is beautiful all the time
And I'll be happy to see those nice young men in their clean white coats
And they're coming to take me away, ha, ha

You thought it was a joke and so you laughed, you laughed

when I said that losing my job at the White House
would make me flip my lid, right?

You know you laughed, I heard you laugh, you laughed

 You laughed and laughed and then you

made me leave but now you know I'm utterly mad
And, they're coming to take me away, ha, ha
They're coming to take me away, ho, ho, hee, hee, ha,

A staffer working for Ronnie (demanded to remain anonymous) has indicated that Ronnie has ordered that the lyrics above be submitted to be Copyrighted.