Donald “Trumporleone” Trump: Today’s “Lying Loser” Award Winner

This isn’t the first award presented to The Great Leader and/or or article dealing with his questionable antics. In the past he has been the subject of 713 awards, 128 opinion pieces and 119 laments. For a list of the prior awards and/or articles, see the items detailed at the end of this article.

During a recent (ca. October 2022), so-called rally at the Minden Tahoe Airport in Minden, Nevada, Donnie decided it was time to do what he does best, and that is to spew forth an assortment of lies and outright fabrications. This time, Donnie decided to lie about former President George H.W. Bush. Towards that end, Donnie spewed forth the following crap in a laughable attempt to persuade the Trumpsters that the top secret documents he stole was perfectly acceptable.

• “George H.W. Bush millions of documents to a former bowling alley and a former Chinese restaurant where they combined them.”
• “So they’re in a bowling alley slash Chinese restaurant.”
• “They put them together.”
• “And it had a broken front door and broken windows.”
• “Other than that, it was quite secure.”

In truth, the National Archives and Records Administration (NARA) rented space at a former bowling alley and adjacent restaurant in College Station, Texas, to curate old documents for a planned Bush library at Texas A&M University. (The Independent)

Furthermore, CNN’s Daniel Dale noted that the facility in College Station was secure that the President Bush did not take any documents there himself – NARA did.

If Ivory Soap donated a bar of soap for every lie that Donnie has told over the past seven (7) years it would have to provide him with 500 cases containing 80 bar per case representing the 40,000 lies he has cheerfully told in the past and continues to tell unabated as we speak.

And lastly, given the fact that Ivory Soap claims to be 99.4% Pure, this would be the same percentage that would be given to Donnie’s 99.4% inability to tell the truth.

For additional post-election articles re: The Don visit the articles below

1. Trump miscellaneous opinion articles: Art. 1 thru 118 Dawg Opinions
2. Trump miscellaneous opinion articles: Art. 330 thru 340 Dawg Opinions
3. Dawg Laments: Art. 4 thru 119
4. Ass-Kisser Awards = 9
5. Bigot/Racist Awards = 26
6. Bullshit Awards = 84
7. Chicken Little Awards = 6
8. Dumbo Awards = 4
9. Humanitarian Award = 10
10. IHOP (Flip-Flop) Awards = 5
11. Liar Awards = 170
12. Lunatic Awards = 43
13. Misc. Awards = 150
14. Misogynist Awards = 4
15. MoronAwards = 75
16. Narcissist Awards = 47
17. Screwball Awards = 17
18. Rodney Dangerfield Comic Awards = 70