Kellyanne Conway: Today’s “Demented Loon” Award Winner

This isn’t the first Award presented to Kellyanne. In the past, she has been the recipient of twenty (20) Awards in various categories and the subject of one (1) opinion piece. Those awards and opinion piece are listed at the end of this article and can be viewed by going to the listed categories.

FYI: Kellyanne Conway is yet another loser lawyer who learned early on how difficult it would be to earn a dishonest living practicing law. This led her to go into the second most honest profession (used car salesman No. 1), politics.

During a recent (ca. September 2022) appearance on the Fox News Comedy Network hosted by Comedian Sean Hannity, Kellyanne decided it was time to further establish her bona fides as one of America’s Premier Liars in attacking Pennsylvania Democratic Senate nominee John Fetterman.

Towards that end, Kellyanne spewed forth her usual dose of lies as set forth below.

• “Not only has he not ... worked a day in his life, Sean, he hasn’t worked a day as lieutenant governor.”
• “He put the marijuana flag up. He thought that was funny.’
• “He’s trolling his opponent.”
• “Here’s what’s not funny: that there has been a doubling of overdose deaths in Pennsylvania.”

I’m sure you recall Kellyanne’s prior asinine idea in coming up with the phrase “alternate facts,” which is akin to claiming that are “alternate final scores in NFL games.”

The Pennsylvania Office of Drug Surveillance and Misuse Prevention reported a 3% increase in drug overdose fatalities from 2020 to 2021. Most of the overdoses came about from the use of fentanyl or opioids. In fact, the was no reports of any deaths reported by the state involving the use of marijuana.

Hopefully Dr. Oz has taken appropriate steps to reimburse Kellyanne for the costs she incurred in purchasing a tube of Industrial Strength ChapStick.

And lastly, one thing we can all be assured of is that Kellyanne will never suffer from an overdose of “the truth.”

Ass-Kisser Award Winner = 2

Bullshit Award Winner = 6

Joseph Goebbels Truth-Teller Award Winner = 1

Congenital Liar Award Winner = 2

Miscellaneous Award Winner = 1

MoronAward Winner = 4

Screwball Award Winner = 2

Tina Fey Award Winner = 2

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