► Sen. Marco Rubio (FL): Today’s “Moronic Bullshitter” Award Winner |
Sen. Marco Rubio (FL): Today’s “Moronic Bullshitter” Award Winner
This isn’t the first Award presented to Marco. In the past, he has been the recipient of seventeen (17) Awards in various categories, the subject of one (1) lament and one (1) Dawg Opinion. Those awards, lament and opinion are listed at the end of this article and can be viewed by going to the listed categories.
Marco is another in a long list of loser attorneys that learned early on how difficult it was to earn a dishonest living practicing law after he graduated in from the University of Miami Law School. Therefore, he decided to go into the second most ethical profession (used car salesman No. 1), politics.
Within hours of the FBI entering the Mar-a-Lago home of Donald “Trumporleone” Trump pursuant to a court-approved search warrant, Rand spewed forth the following crap (BS) in a never-ending attempt to further establish his standing with Donnie.
Little Marco had no problem with his beau Donnie repeatedly yelling out “Lock her Up” regarding his political opponent Hillary Clinton. Prior to spending an inordinate amount of time genuflecting in honor of Small Hands Donnie, Little Marco made the following statements about him.
Little Marco gives “hypocrisy” and ass-kissing a bad name!
Hopefully, Donnie and/or one of his Designated Sycophants have taken appropriate steps to reimburse Little Marco for the costs he incurred in purchasing a pair of Industrial Strength Kneepads and a Lifetime Supply of Industrial Strength ChapStick.
Ass-Kisser Award Winner = 3 Bigot Award Winner = 1 Bullshit Award Winner = 5 Chicken Little Award Winner = 1 Dumbo Award Winner = 1 Humanitarian Award Winner = 1 IHOP (Flip-Flop) Award Winner = 1 Lunatic Award Winner = 1 Miscellaneous Award Winner = 1 Moron/Dimwit Award Winner = 1 Rodney Dangerfield Comic Award Winner = 1 Screwball Award Winner = 1 Will GOP Senators support legalizing Hand Grenades for self protection?: Art. 5 Laments Sen. Marco Rubio trolling for the young vote: Art. 129 Laments Little Marco apologizes to Trump for implying he had a Small Penis: Art. 118 Dawg Opinions
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