Vermont’s 2021 Attorney Ivory Soap Purity Rating = 96.4%

Ivory Soap advertises a purity rating of 99.44%. In the Vermont legal system, there are 2,198 attorneys practicing throughout the state. For the year 2021, the apologists for Attorney Misfits sitting on the Vermont Supreme Court handed out the following complimentary sanctions against six (6) attorneys for engaging in a variety of misconduct.

• 4 = number of suspensions
• 2 = number of reprimands
• 6 = Total number of attorneys disciplined

This laughable finding by the Vermont Supreme Court means that Vermont has a 96.4% Ivory Soap Purity rating for 2021 is preposterous in that it indicates the near impossibility of finding a dishonest or incompetent attorney.

This would mean that if all 2,198 attorneys attended a University of Vermont basketball game at the Roy L. Patrick Gymnasium in Burlington with a seating capacity of 3,266, it’d be nearly impossible to locate the 6 unethical and/or incompetent attorneys even if they frantically waved their hands in unison.