Fox’s Tucker Carlson: Todays “Dimwitted Hypocrite” Award Winner

This is not the first Award presented to Tucker. In the past, he has been the recipient of twenty-seven (27) Awards in various categories and the subject of two (2) laments.  Those awards and laments are listed at the end of this article.

During a recent (ca. late January 2022) episode of the Tucker Carlson Comedy Show, Tucker decided to further demonstrate that he’s one of America’s Premier Dimwits and Hypocrites in commenting on sore losers that are unwilling to accept an election loss. Towards that end, Tucker spewed forth the following regarding outcomes of elections and losers attendant thereto.

• “For a well-adjusted normal person, unwanted election outcomes are part of life.”
• “Voters don’t always do what you want them to do. It is frustrating, but that’s how it works.”
• “In fact, when voters reject you, you get a chance to assess your own behavior.”
• “Chances are there is a reason that people didn’t want you in power and you now have time to think about what that reason might be.
• “That is a healthy process. So, when you lose, it is hardly proof that the system is broken.”
• “In fact, it’s usually evidence that things are working exactly as intended.”

This is the same Tucker that has consistently sided with his beau The Former Great Leader in lying that the election was stolen and that new voting laws must be enacted so that a future presidential election cannot be stolen from Trump if he chooses to run in 2024.

I wonder why Tucker hasn’t demanded that Trump admit that he lost to Biden by nearly 7 million votes and that the election was fair and the voters decided they didn’t want four more years of his boyfriend Donald “Trumporleone” Trump.

1. 2017 Oscar: Best Fake News Performer: Academy Award Winners
2. Ass-Kisser Award Winner = 4
3. Bigot Award Winner = 8
4. Bullshit Award Winner = 2
5. Liar Award Winner = 2
6. Lunatic Award Winner = 2
7. Miscellaneous Award Winner = 2
8. Moron Award Winner = 2
9. Misogynist Award Winner = 2
10. Rodney Dangerfield Award Winner = 1
11. Screwball Award Winner = 1
12. Donald “Trumporleone” Trump authors new Whitehouse Employment Application: Art. 71 Dawg Laments
13. Trump cheerfully defends Fox News’ Bigots and Liars: Art. 75 Dawg Laments