Nikki Haley: Today’s “Tina Fey Comic” Award Winner

This isn’t the first award presented to Nikki and/or or article dealing with his questionable antics. In the past he has been the subject of three (3) awards in various categories.  Those awards are listed at the end of this article.

Nikki Haley (birth name Nimrata Randawa) previously served as U.S. Ambassador under the auspices of The Former Great Leader Donald “Small Hands Donnie” Trump. Since leaving the U.N., Nikki has dedicated her time to kissing up to The Great Leader in hopes that in doing so she will follow him as the next President of the U.S. of A.

During a recent appearance on Guy Benson’s Comedy Show, Nikki engaged in a lame and laughable attempt to further her desire to garner the GOPs 2024 presidential nomination. Towards that end, she spewed for the following one-liners in attacking President Biden.

• "Honestly, for the good of our country, if Biden loved our country, he would step down and take [Vice President] Kamala [Harris] with him."
• "Because the foreign policy situation is beyond dangerous at this point."

This is the same Nikki that couldn’t find any fault as UN Ambassador when her boss The Former Great leader played footsie with Vladimir Putin, said he and Kim Jong-un “fell in love,” and attempted to coerce the president of Ukraine to help him defeat Biden by making false claims that an investigation of Biden for corruption was being undertaken.

I’m sure that Nikki would also find it acceptable if The Former Great Leader announced that he supported the dictatorial efforts of the late Benito “Il Duce” Mussolini and Saddam Hussein.

What a sad excuse for a human being that has the chutzpah to claim that she is presidential material. Her so-called qualities to be president would be analogous to the late Jeffrey Dahmer’s claim that he was an aspiring Gourmet Cook. Hear tell Jeffrey’s rump roast recipe is out of this world.

Ass-Kisser Award Winner = 2

Moron Award Winner = 1