2020 Pulitzer Prize for Fiction

The Pulitzer Prize for Fiction is one of the seven American Pulitzer Prizes that are annually awarded for Letters, Drama, and Music. It recognizes distinguished fiction by an American author, preferably dealing with American life, published during the preceding calendar year.

Synonyms for fiction are hooey, storytelling, falsehood, fib, fantasy, figment of imagination, whooper, concoction, tale, fabrication, fake, deceit, tall story and lastly Bullshit.

The competition for this Pulitzer Prize was as you can imagine quite intense given the number of highly qualified and deserving candidates, man of whom are Aspiring Standup Comedians.  This is especially true given the innate abilities of the candidates to spew forth a host of fake and fabricated fiction to be digested by their and Donald “Trumporleone” Trump’s gullible, low I.Q. followers.

After the votes were tallied, the winner and losing nominees are as follows.

And the 2020 Pulitzer goes to:

“Liberal Privilege" by Donald Trump Jr.

And the Top Five 2020 Losing Nominees are:

• “The Russia Hoax” by Fox’s Gregg Jarrett
• “Trump will smash the Left and Win” by David Horowitz
• “Countdown to Socialism” by Rep. Devon Nunes (R-CA)
• “Trump and Churchill Defenders of Western Civilization” by Nick Adams
• “All out War, the Plot to destroy Trump” by Edward Klein

In addition to receiving a gold-plated medal, Donnie Trump JR. and the Losing Nominees will be provided with a lifelong supply of “Booty Fresh” at no cost for the protection of anyone who is unfortunate enough to come in close contact with any of them.