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Donald Trump: 2020 Russian “Order of Merit for the Fatherland” Award Winner
FYI: This isn’t the first award presented to The Great Leader and/or or article dealing with his questionable antics. In the past he has been the subject of 663 awards, 133 opinion pieces and 110 laments. For a list of the prior awards and/or articles, see the items detailed at the end of this article.
The Order "For Merit to the Fatherland" is a mixed civilian and military order created in four classes. It is awarded for outstanding contributions to the Communist state associated with the development of Russian peace, friendship, and cooperation between nations, or for significant contributions to the defense of the Fatherland.
The primary push for The Don to receive this prestigious award came from his de facto blood brother Vladdy “He’s my Daddy” Putin. Vladdy and his comrades decided to give this annual award to The Don for the exemplary tenderness he has exhibited in his undying support for Vladdy.
In addition, Vladdy mandated that this award go to The Don to show his appreciation for shielding him from being severely sanctioned for paying bounties for the murder of American GIs in Afghanistan.
And lastly, Vladdy executed an Executive Order that provided for The Don to receive a lifelong supply of Stinky Ass Spray to protect anyone that comes in contact with him in addition to the gold-plated Order of Merit medal.
For additional post-election articles re: The Don visit the articles below
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