► Sen. Cynthia Lummis (R-WY): Today’s “Half-Wit Trump Ass-Kisser” Award Winner |
Sen. Cynthia Lummis (R-WY): Today’s “Half-Wit Trump Ass-Kisser” Award Winner
Cynthia is another in a long list of loser attorneys such as Senators, Ted Cruz (R-TX), John Kennedy (R-LA), and Lindsey Graham (R-SC) that decided to go into politics after learning how difficult it was to earn a dishonest living practicing law after she graduated from the University Virginia School of Law. Therefore, she decided to go into the second most ethical profession (used car salesman No. 1), politics.
FYI: Cynthia has had her significant snout firmly implanted in the public trough for forty (40) years after graduating from law school. Apparently, no self-respecting law firm in the greater Cheyenne area was about to offer Cynthia a good paying job.
To forever cement her status as a Monumental Moron and Serial Sycophantic Trump Ass-Kisser, Cynthia decided it would not be in her best political interests to comply with the Oath of Office he took as a U.S. Senator and more importantly the Oath she took as an attorney and Officer of the Court in stating that she will object by challenging Joe Biden’s overwhelming electoral win when
Electoral College results are tallied in Congress on January 6, 2021.
Therefore, in support of her sham acknowledgement that she will continue to act as one of The Great Leader’s Serial Sycophantic Ass-Kissers, Cynthia made the following comments. However, before so acting, she sprayed a thick coat of “Dr. Smith’s Adult Barrier Spray” on her derriere for ultimate protection of those in the immediate area.
Cynthia continued with her asinine rant by saying:
Cynthia wouldn’t know the constitution if somebody smacked her across the face with it. She treats her Oath of Office and Oath as an Officer of the Court as farcical wisecracks.
It is indeed unfortunate that when Cynthia attended the University of Wyoming School of Law it didn’t offer any classes in civics, ethics or constitutional principles.
To be fair to Cynthia, it cannot be disputed that she likely graduated summa scum laude from the University of Wyoming School of Law in classes dealing with obfuscating the truth, outright lying, and spinning hyperbolic (BS). |