Fox’s Tucker Carlson: Today’s “Wimpy Trump Ass-Kisser” Award Winner

This is not the first Award presented to Tucker. In the past, he has been the recipient of eighteen (18) Awards in various categories and the subject of two (2) laments.  Those awards and laments are listed at the end of this article.

During a recent (ca. November 2020) edition of the Tucker Carlson Comedy Show, Tucker decided to further establish his bona fides as a Congenital Liar and Serial Sycophantic (SS) Trump Ass-Kisser by lying about the recent presidential election.

Towards that end and only after spraying a thick coat of “Dr. Smith’s Adult Barrier Spray” on his derriere for the ultimate protection of those in the immediate area, Tucker made the following false and hyperbolic (BS) comments, all of which was meant to be additional red meat to be digested by his and The Great Leader’s low I.Q. followers.

• “The 2020 presidential election was not fair.”
• “No honest person would claim that it was fair.”
• “On many levels the system was rigged against one candidate and in favor of another.”
• “And it was rigged in ways that were not hidden from view.”
• “We all saw it happen.”
• “The media openly colluded with the Democratic nominees.”

Tucker never questioned the legitimacy of the 2016 election when his newfound Beau The Great Leader won Michigan, Pennsylvania and Wisconsin by a mere 77,000 votes. Additionally, he never commented on The Great Leader’s ass whooping when he lost the general election by almost 3 million votes.

Now that his Beau has lost to Biden by nearly 7 million votes and obtained the same number of Electoral College votes of 306 that The Great Leader won in 2016, Tucker has the chutzpah to claim this election was rigged.

The only thing that is rigged is the lying rants spewed forth by Sycophantic Liars like Tucker and his fellow comrades, Sean Hannity, Rush “The Doper” Limbaugh, Lou Dobbs, Jeannine Pirro, and Laura Ingraham.

1. 2017 Oscar: Best Fake News Performer: Academy Award Winners
2. Ass-Kisser Award Winner = 2
3. Bigot Award Winner = 5
4. Bullshit Award Winner = 1
5. Lunatic Award Winner = 1
6. Miscellaneous Award Winner = 2
7. Moron Award Winner = 2
8. Misogynist Award Winner = 2
9. Rodney Dangerfield Award Winner = 1
10. Screwball Award Winner = 1
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