Donald “Trumporleone” Trump: Claims COVID-19 Death Count is a Sham

This isn’t the first award presented to The Great Leader. In the past he has been the subject of 534 awards, 111 opinion pieces and 85 laments. For a list of the prior awards and/or articles, see the items detailed at the end of this article.

With the death toll from the Coronavirus reaching 150,000 as of late July 2020, and the bad press and polling it has resulted in for The Great Leader, he was of the firm belief that the figures were being purposely skewed to make him look bad.

After consulting with America’s leading epidemiologists Rep. Matt Gaetz and Rudy Giuliani, and infectious disease physicians such as Drs. Sean Hannity, Laura Ingraham, Tucker Carlson, and Newt Gingrich, The Great Leader make the following claims via his Twitter account.

• “Nancy Pelosi and Dr. Tony Fauci are conspiring to overcount Coronavirus deaths in order to help Sleepy Joe beat me in November.”
• “The Democrats are doubling the count of Coronavirus deaths when the deceased is over 6’5” tall.”
• “World renowned and highly disrespected epidemiologist Rep. Jim Jordan (R-OH) told me that at least 58,000 of the 150,000 COVID deaths involved guys that were at least 6’5” tall.”

The Great Leader then surmised that the actual death toll minus the doubling of tall decedents was less than 100,000.

For additional post-election articles re: The Don visit the articles below 

1. Trump miscellaneous opinion articles: Art. 3 thru 77 Dawg Opinions
2. Trump’s victims of Draining the Swamp: Art. 78 thru 88 Dawg Opinions
3. Trump Filling the Swamp: Art. 89 thru 94 Dawg Opinions
4. Trump miscellaneous opinion articles: Art. 95 thru 101
5. Trump miscellaneous opinion articles: Art. 325 thru 340 Dawg Opinions 
6. Dawg Laments: Art. 2 thru 87
7. Ass-Kisser Awards = 8
8. Bigot/Racist Awards = 20
9. Bullshit Awards = 72
10. Chicken Little Awards = 7
11. Dumbo Awards = 5
12. Humanitarian Award = 11
13. IHOP (Flip-Flop) Awards = 4
14. Liar Awards = 132
15. Lunatic Awards = 30
16. Misc. Awards = 99
17. Misogynist Awards = 3
18. Moron Awards = 48
19. Narcissist Awards = 36
20. Screwball Awards = 12
21. Rodney Dangerfield Comic Awards = 53