Donald “Trumporleone” Trump playing Yo Momma game
To further establish his cred with the good ol’ boys of yesteryear that engaged in a little “You’re Momma” name calling, The Great Leader decided he’d toss out a few good ones at his real and/or perceived enemies past and present in regards to their Mothers.
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Joe Biden: “Yo Momma so ugly your Dad takes her to work every day, so he doesn’t have to kiss her goodbye.”
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Mitt Romney: Yo Momma so stupid she stared at a box of juice because it said “concentrate”
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Jim Comey: Yo mama's so ugly, she threw a boomerang and it refused to come back
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Robert Mueller: Yo mama's so stupid, she thought a quarterback was a refund
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John Bolton: Yo mama's so ugly, when she was little, she had to trick-or-treat by phone
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Rep. Adam Schiff: “If Yo Mama and Yo Daddy got a divorce, they'd still be brother and sister.”
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Hillary Clinton: Yo mama is so stupid, she went to the orthodontist to get a Bluetooth.”
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Nancy Pelosi: “Yo mama is so fat that your father needs a GPS to find her ass.”
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John Brennan (CIA): Yo momma so fat she had to get baptized at SeaWorld.”
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Andrew McCabe (FBI): “Yo mama is so fat Dora can’t even explore her.”
It surely is comforting to know that we have a President who exhibits the maturity and humanity to kindly refer to those who may disagree with him.
For additional post-election articles re: The Don visit the articles below
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Trump miscellaneous opinion articles: Art. 3 thru 75 Dawg Opinions
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Trump’s victims of Draining the Swamp: Art. 76 thru 86 Dawg Opinions
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Trump Filling the Swamp: Art. 87 thru 92 Dawg Opinions
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Trump miscellaneous opinion articles: Art. 93 thru 99
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Trump miscellaneous opinion articles: Art. 323 thru 338 Dawg Opinions
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Dawg Laments: Art. 1 thru 73
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Ass-Kisser Awards = 8
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Bigot/Racist Awards = 16
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Bullshit Awards = 74
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Chicken Little Awards = 3
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Dumbo Awards = 5
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Humanitarian Award = 11
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IHOP (Flip-Flop) Awards = 3
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Liar Awards = 78
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Lunatic Awards = 27
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Misc. Awards = 62
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Misogynist Awards = 3
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Moron Awards = 42
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Narcissist Awards = 34
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Screwball Awards = 12
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Rodney Dangerfield Comic Awards = 51
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