Trump contemplates assembling “hit team” to take out Whistleblower
Several unreliable and anonymous sources have indicated that The Great Leader is contemplating assembling a hit team to take out the Whistleblower, Rep. Adam Schiff and possibly any Republican who openly supports his impeachment. The proposed hit or hits would be carried out by the following made members of the Mafia who at one time or another befriended or were associated with The Great Leader, his Daddy Fred and/or his former fixer attorney Roy Cohn.
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Domenico "Italian Dom” Cefalu: Gambino crime family boss
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Nicholas "Nicky Mita" Mitarotonda: Jersey Gambino family boss
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Liborio “Barney” Bellomo: Genovese Crime Family boss
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Michael “Mickey Nose” Mancuso: Bonanno Crime Family boss
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Vittorio “the Terminator” Amuso: Luchese Crime Family boss
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Andrew “Andy Mush” Russo: Columbo Crime Family street boss
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Dominick "Donny Shacks" Montemarano: Columbo Crime Family acting underboss
If any of the hitmen mentioned above are arrested by the FBI and charged with murdering anyone on The Great Leader’s Hit List, he has indicated that he will reward them with a presidential pardon.
The mere mention of a hit team being assembled by The Great Leader should be sufficient to prevent any further whistleblowers coming forward and should prevent anyone with evidence proving he’s not fit to be president to remain silent.
For additional post-election articles re: The Don visit the articles below
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Trump miscellaneous opinion articles: Art. 3 thru 75 Dawg Opinions
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Trump’s victims of Draining the Swamp: Art. 76 thru 86 Dawg Opinions
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Trump Filling the Swamp: Art. 87 thru 92 Dawg Opinions
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Trump miscellaneous opinion articles: Art. 93 thru 99
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Trump miscellaneous opinion articles: Art. 323 thru 338 Dawg Opinions
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Dawg Laments: Art. 1 thru 60
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Ass-Kisser Awards: Art. 297 thru 303
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Bigot/Racist Awards: Art. 334 thru 349
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Bullshit Awards: Art. 370 thru 442
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Chicken Little Award Winner: Art. 19 thru 21
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Dumbo Award Winner: Art. 49 thru 52
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Humanitarian Award Winner: Art. 72 thru 80
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IHOP (Flip-Flop) Award Winner: Art. 53 thru 55
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Liar Awards: Art. 1 thru 114 Liar Awards
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Lunatic Awards: Art. 350 thru 374
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Misc. Awards: Art. 52 thru 100
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Misogynist Award: Art. 40 thru 42
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Moron Awards: Art. 261 thru 297
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Narcissist Awards: Art. 6 thru 33
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Screwball Awards: Art. 281 thru 292
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Rodney Dangerfield Comic Awards: Art. 219 thru 263
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