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Crest Toothpaste & Elmer’s Krazy Glue promote new item to prevent Trump from lying
To prevent and/or at least limit the amount of lies that The Great Leader will be able to tell in the future, it is rumored that Proctor & Gamble of Cincinnati, Ohio has agreed to a joint venture with Elmer’s Products Inc. of Westerville, Ohio to produce a new line of toothpaste.
The contemplated agreement will have a blend of Proctor & Gamble’s Crest toothpaste with Elmer’s Krazy Glue. The final product is expected to be ready for use by the end of September 2019 and will then be personally delivered to The Great Leader via Federal Express.
It is hoped that this new and novel product will prevent The Great Leader from surpassing his record of 12,150 lies as of August 2019. If not, it is assumed that he’ll likely approach the 20,000-lie level by November 1, 2020.
Of course, The Great Leader will be able to continue to lie like a rug while tweeting. The only remedy to prevent this continual lying would be to tie his hands behind his back or crazy glue the palms of his hands to his rear end.
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