Trump announces remake of “I’ve got a Secret”

Several unreliable and anonymous sources have reported that The Great Leader is negotiating with the Fox News Comedy Network to produce a remake of the “I’ve got a Secret” TV show. In doing so, The Great Leader has indicated that Trump chief defense counsel Sean Hannity will play the part of former host Garry Moore.

The show is a panel game show wherein four celebrity panelists are presented with three contestants and must identify which is the “central character” whose unusual occupation or experience has been read out by the show’s moderator/host. After the panelists question the contestants, the two “imposters” may lie (a Trump favorite) whereas the “central character” must tell the truth.

The Great Leader has indicated that the following folks will be substituting for the original cast and/or guests that appeared on the show from 1971 thru 1976 as panelist members.

• Eric Trump: Plays role of Liberace
• Jared Kushner: Plays role of Liberace
• Dr. Ben Carson: Plays role of Wilt Chamberlain
• Kellyanne Conway: Plays role of Lucille Ball (I Love Lucy fame)
• Donald Trump Jr.: Plays the role of comic Milton Berle
• Melania Trump: Plays role of Carole Burnett
• Rush “The Doper” Limbaugh: Plays role as comedian Jonathan Winters
• Steve Mnuchin: plays role of Frank Gorshin (impressionist/comedian)

The premier of the show will deal with Secrets involving The Great Leader, wherein his involvement will initially be concealed from the panel members. A few of the “clues” on various subject matters and/or questions posed to the panel regarding The Greater Leader and the secrets that will be revealed are as follows.

• Befriending a serial child molester
• Screwing a Porn Star
• Grabbing women by the pussy
• Defrauding Trump University students
• Trump cheating on his taxes
• Trump’s amorous affairs with Putin and Kim Jong-un

The Great Leader has announced that all proceeds and profits will be used to defray the costs of criminal defense attorneys employed by him and/or members of his immediate family.

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