Donald “Trumporleone” Trump orders rewrite of Statute of Liberty inscription
In continuing with his debasing of immigrants who aren’t of European Stock, The Great Leader has directed that the inscription on the Statue of Liberty be remade in his honor. The old inscription reads as follows:
Give me your tired, your poor,
Your huddled masses yearning to breathe free,
The wretched refuse of your teeming shore.
Send these, the homeless, tempest-tost to me,
I lift my lamp beside the golden door!"
Below is the new inscription per The Great Leader’s directive.
Give me your daughter, your whore
Your masses of teens yearning to do it for free,
The glowing refuse of your steaming shore.
Send these, minor girls, toasting me,
I lift my lap beside my golden door!”
A plaque honoring some of America’s Super Patriots and Trumpian Fellow Travelers will be hung right below the new inscription and will include the following luminaries.
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Jeffrey Epstein (guilty of sex trafficking of minors)
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Bill Cosby (guilty of rape and serial sexual misconduct)
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Woody Allen (sex with partner Mia Farrow’s daughter)
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Roman Polanski (charged with statutory rape, sodomy and child molestation involving 13-year-old girl
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Paul Reubens (aka, Pee Wee Herman)
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Trump’s victims of Draining the Swamp: Art. 76 thru 86 Dawg Opinions
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Trump Filling the Swamp: Art. 87 thru 92 Dawg Opinions
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Trump miscellaneous opinion articles: Art. 93 thru 99
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Ass-Kisser Awards: Art. 287 thru 293
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