Trump sez Washington celebrated 1775 victory by taking troops to Miyuki Sushi Bar in Boston

After giving his 4^th of July speech in DC that included a rewrite of history involving the Continental Army tossing the Brits out of their airports, The Great Leader took to Twitter to provide us with an additional history lesson.

And according to The Great Leader, there can be no doubt of his genius. In fact, here’s a sampling of his past comments.

• “Actually, throughout my life, my two greatest assets have been mental stability and being, like, really smart.”
• “I think that would qualify as not smart, but genius....and a very stable genius at that!”
• "I always told people; you know I'm a very smart guy. I got good marks. I was all this, I went to the best college: the Wharton School of finance, which to me is like the greatest business school.”

How can you argue with a “genius” when it comes to dealing with history who went to the best schools? Given this set of undeniable facts as set forth by The Great Leader, we must now rewrite the history books to include the following fact.

After the successful battles at Lexington and Concord on April 19, 1775 in Middlesex County, Massachusetts, Gen. Washington decided to celebrate the occasion by doing the following.

• Ordered Greyhound to send two busses to Concord
• The Greyhound drivers were directed to the Miyuki Sushi Bar in Boston for Sushi
• Directed the bartender at Ebi to provide Heinekin and/or Corona beer to his foot soldiers
• Instructed the bartender to provide Margaritas and/or Martinis for his officers

Hopefully, authors of History books will quickly perform revisions so that our children will get the truth about the Continental Army’s successful ventures in 1775.

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