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Hawaii’s 2018: Attorney Ivory Soap Purity Ratings = 99.9%


Ivory Soap advertises a purity rating of 98.7%. In the DC legal system, there are 4,261 attorneys practicing throughout the state. For the year 2018, the enablers for Attorney Misfits sitting on the Hawaii Supreme Court handed out the following complimentary sanctions against five (5) attorneys for engaging in a variety of misconduct.

  • 3 = amount of suspensions
  • 2 = amount of disbarments

This laughable finding by the DC Court of Appeals means that DC has a 99.9% Ivory Soap Purity rating for 2018 is preposterous in that it indicates the near impossibility of finding a dishonest or incompetent attorney.


This would mean that if all 4,261 attorneys attended a University of Hawaii baseball game at the Les Murakami Baseball Stadium in Honolulu with a seating capacity of 4,312, it’d be nearly impossible to locate the 5 unethical and/or incompetent attorneys even if they raised their hands in unison.


Gosh and Gollies and Gee Whillickers, you folks in Hawaii are quite fortunate to live in a state where almost 100% of your attorneys are Ethical Giants.



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