Rev. Sean Hannity lobbies Pope Francis to grant Trump sainthood status

As the de facto Whitehouse Chief of Staff and Highest Rated Trump Sycophant and Ass-Kisser, Sean has reached out to Pope Francis to have Donald “Trumporleone” Trump granted Sainthood.

In lobbying Pope Francis to grant Sainthood to The Great Leader, Sean will be required to abide by the following steps for sainthood.

Step One:

Bishop to be placed in charge of intital investigation of the person’s life.

• Sean appoints Former Kansas City Bishop Robert Finn appointed to investigate Trump (convicted of violating Missouri’s mandatory child abuse statute)

Step Two:

Official Church Postulator (presents case for canonization or beatification) who coordinates and serves as an advocate, must prove that the candidate lived heroic virtues. This is archived through the collection of documents and testimonies that are collected and presented to the Congregation for the Causes of Saints in Rome. When a candidate is approved, he/she earns the title of "Venerable."

• Sean appoints Rudy Giuliani, Paul Manafort and Kellyanne Conway

Documents will include:

• Photos of Trump hugging Stormy Daniels
• Video clip of him bragging that “I grab them by the pussy”
• Trump cheating at golf by kicking his ball out of the rough

Testimonials that he’s lived a “heroic” life will come from:

• Selective Service Administration confirming draft dodging abilities (5)
• Department of Homeland Security re: extraordinary heroism in protecting immigrants seeking asylum 

Testimonials of truthfulness and veracity from following individuals

• Sarah Huckabee Sanders
• Fox Comedy Network’s Jeannine Pirro
• Newt Gingrich

Step Three

• To be beatified and recognized as a "Blessed," one miracle acquired through the candidate’s intercession is required in addition to recognition of heroic virtue (or martyrdom in the case of a martyr).
• Interceded on behalf of Vladimir “He’s my Daddy” Putin in confirming that Russia did not interfere in the 2016 presidential election.

Step Four

• Canonization requires a second miracle after beatification. Once this second miracle has been received through the candidate's intercession, the Pope Francis will declare The Great Leader to be "Saint."
• Second miracle was magical ability to witness thousands of Muslims in New Jersey celebrating as the Twin Towers came down.

The Great Leader’s nomination for sainthood will be in the mold of the following men who possess the same saintly attributes as he does and that Pope Francis has anointed with sainthood.  

Prior winners

Saint Nunzio Sulprizio:priest from Italy – known to be a gentle and pious individual

Saint Vincenzo Romano:priest from Naples was noted for his simplistic and frugal manner of living and his great care of orphans, nicknamed “The Worker Priest” due to his tireless with the poor and commitment to the social needs of all people in the Neapolitan region

Saint Amato Ronconi of Italy: lived a life of penitence and dedicated all his works to the poor through the construction of chapels and hospitals

Saint Giovanni Antonio Farina: Italian Roman Catholic Bishop known for his compassionate treatment of the poor and for his enlightened views of education; he was sometimes dubbed as the "Bishop of the Poor.”

It will be difficult to deny The Great Leader sainthood when the following men with similar godly traits have been granted sainthood in the past.

Sean is confident that based on the saintly character, sacrifices and miracles performed by The Great Leader that Pope Francis will cheerfully grant him sainthood and in doing so will name him “Saint Donnie of Mar-a-Largo” especially when one compares his accomplishments with the saints granted sainthood by Pope Francis listed below.

1. Trump Ass-Kisser Award Winner = 9
2. Bullshit Award = 2
3. Joseph Goebbels Truth-Teller Award Winner = 5
4. IHOP Flip-Flop Award Winner = 2
5. Liar Award Winner = 5
6. Lunatic Award Winner = 1
7. Moron Award Winner = 3
8. Screwball Award Winner = 3
9. Screwy Hypocrite Award Winner = 1
10. Rodney Dangerfield Comic Award Winner = 4
11. 2012 Golden Globe Award Winner: Best Comedy Series – Academy Award Winners
12. Sean Hannity: Today’s “Roger Stone Ass-Kisser” Award Winner: Art. 135 Ass-Kisser Awards
13. White House Senior Advisor Sean Hannity: Today’s “Trump Ass-Kisser” Award Winner: Art. 136 Ass-Kisser Awards
14. Fox’s Sean Hannity: Today’s “Michael Flynn Ass-Kisser” Award Winner: Art. 137 Ass-Kisser Awards
15. Fox’s Sean Hannity: Today’s “Idiotic Trump Ass-Kisser” Award Winner: Art. 138 Ass-Kisser Awards
16. Sean Hannity: Today’s “Paul Manafort Ass-Kisser” Award Winner: Art. 139 Ass-Kisser Awards
17. Sean Hannity: Today’s “Lyin’ Trump Ass-Kisser” Award Winner: Art. 141 Ass-Kisser Awards
18. NRA Ass-Kisser Award: Art. 143 Ass-Kisser Awards
19. Moronic Trump Ass-Kisser Award: Art. 140 Ass-Kisser Awards
20. Sean Hannity fears he’ll go to prison for supporting Trump: Art. 147 Ass-Kisser Awards
21. Hannity sez rich need tax cut to buy yachts & helicopters: Art. 148 Ass-Kisser Awards
22. Sean Hannity sez Trump can eliminate unemployment: Art. 149 Ass-Kisser Awards
23. Sean Hannity kissing Donald Trump’s substantial ass again: Art. 150 Ass-Kisser Awards
24. Mueller should resign sez Rev. Sean Hannity Ass-Kisser: Art. 151 Ass-Kisser Awards
25. Trump opponents are dangerous enemies of the U.S. of A. Hannity: Art. 152 Ass-Kisser Awards
26. Obama’s campaign database proves there’s a Shadow Government: Art. 155 Ass-Kisser Awards
27. Sean Hannity sez; “GOP is Dead and Morally Corrupt”: Art. 172 Bullshit Awards
28. Rev. Sean Hannity sez Waterboarding was legal: Art. 174 Bullshit Awards
29. Sen. Sessions’ civil rights record second to none: sayeth Rev. Sean Hannity: Art 175 Bullshit Awards
30. Sean Hannity discusses sex scandals with Newt Gingrich: Art. 176 Bullshit Awards
31. Election rigged against Trump, so sayeth Rev. Sean Hannity: Art. 178 Bullshit Awards
32. Whiny Crybaby Award Winner: Art. 24 Misc. Awards
33. Sean Hannity: Today’s “Dumbass” Award Winner: Art. 119 Moron Awards
34. Sean Hannity: Journalism’s answer to Walter Cronkite: Art.187 – Dawg Opinions
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36. Sean Hannity: Great American? Was Charles Manson respected humanitarian? Art.189 – Dawg Opinions
37. Savvy fellow reacts to Hannity’s commentary re: Obamacare: Art.190 – Dawg Opinions
38. Sean Hannity’s missed opportunity to cash in on being Waterboarded: Art.191– Dawg Opinions
39. Sean Hannity: dirty rotten scoundrel and congenital liar: Art.192 – Dawg Opinions
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