Donald “Trumporleone” Trump authors new Whitehouse Employment Application

To continue to recruit the Absolute Best People to serve in his administration, The Great Leader has recently (ca. April 2019) approved an updated Whitehouse application, which is set forth below.

Circle one of the three answers provided to questions 1 thru 3 and provide your own answer to questions four thru 7. Don’t’ forget that The Great Leader will personally review and rate your responses before you will be considered for a job in the Whitehouse.

And lastly, if your application is approved, you will be required to agree to kiss The Great Leader’s ass, I’m sorry I mean his pinky ring on each occasion that you come into his presence and/or called to perform an act whether its legal or not on his behalf.

GOOD LUCK BOYS AND GIRLS!

QUESTION ONE:

On scale of 1 to 10, willingness (10 most willing) to be loyal and obedient to The Great Leader

ANSWER:   

A. 10

B. 10

C. 10

QUESTION TWO:

On scale of 1 to 10 (10 being the epitome of honesty) your opinion of The Great Leader’s truthfulness: FYI: numbers above 10 are encouraged

ANSWER:

A. 17

B. 17

C. 17

QUESTION THREE:

Will you continue to fully support The Great Leader when his lies surpass 20,000 by Nov 3,2020?

ANSWER:   

A. Of course I will

B. Of course I will

C. Of course I will

QUESTION: FOUR

Name the three most trustworthy and ethical journalists in America

A. Sean Hannity

B. Rush Limbaugh

C. Tucker Carlson

QUESTION: FIVE      

Number of extra-marital affairs you’ve engaged in over the past 30 years

ANSWER:

A. I believe it was 13 but it might be 17

QUESTION: SIX

Provide the name or names of any Movie or Porn Star you’ve slept with in the past

ANSWER:

A. Pamela Anderson

B. Stormy Daniels

C. Madonna

QUESTION: SEVEN

Provide the names of the most disloyal ingrates that ratted out The Great Leader

ANSWER:

A. Michael Cohen – former Trump consigliere and fixer

B. Don McGahn – former Whitehouse Counsel

C. Rick Gates – former Paul Manafort partner

D. David Pecker – CEO of the National Enquirer

E. Michael Flynn – former Whitehouse National Security Advisor

F. Allen Weisselberg – Trump Organization CFO

G. Omarosa Manigault Newman – former Whitehouse staffer

For additional post-election articles re: The Don visit the articles below 

1. Trump miscellaneous articles: Art. 3 thru 72 Dawg Opinions
2. Trump’s victims of Draining the Swamp: Art. 73 thru 83 Dawg Opinions
3. Trump Filling the Swamp: Art. 84 thru 89 Dawg Opinions
4. Trump miscellaneous articles: Art. 90 thru 104
5. Trump miscellaneous articles: Art. 320 thru 335 Dawg Opinions 
6. Dawg Laments: Art. 3 thru 47
7. Ass-Kisser Awards: Art. 268 thru 272
8. Bigot/Racist Awards: Art. 331 thru 345
9. Bullshit Awards: Art. 370 thru 441
10. Chicken Little Award Winner: Art. 19 thru 21
11. Dumbo Award Winner: Art. 49 thru 52
12. Humanitarian Award Winner: Art. 69 thru 76
13. IHOP (Flip-Flop) Award Winner: Art. 49 thru 50
14. Liar Awards: Art. 1 thru 107 Liar Awards
15. Lunatic Awards: Art. 348 thru 371
16. Misc. Awards: Art. 45 thru 80
17. Misogynist Award: Art. 39 thru 40
18. Moron Awards: Art. 253 thru 281
19. Narcissist Awards: Art. 6 thru 31
20. Screwball Awards: Art. 280 thru 291
21. Rodney Dangerfield Comic Awards: Art. 217 thru 257