Donald “Trumporleone” Trump: Today’s “Screwball” Award winner

During a recent (late February 2018) interview with fellow Lunatic, Serial Liar, Bumbling Ignoramus and Aspiring Standup Comedian Jeanine Pirro on her radio show hosted by the Fox News Comedy Network, Donald “Trumporleone” Trump decided to talk about his desire to have a military parade in his honor just like the ones held annually in Russia and North Korea.

The Great Leader then went on to tell Jeanine’s low I.Q. listeners the following.

• “I’d like to have a parade.”
• “A lot of the generals would like to have a parade to celebrate what we’re doing.”
• “The generals would love to do it, I tell you, and so would I." he said.
• "I think it's great for the country being a cheerleader and the spirit. It's very important."

Of course, as expected, The Great Leader doesn’t provide the names of any Generals that would “love to do it.” However, the following generals don’t find The Great Leader’s military parade a good idea.

• Retired Army Lt. Gen. Mark Hertling: said military parade goes against U.S. democratic traditions.
• Retired Major General Paul Eaton said: “Donald Trump has continually shown himself to have authoritarian tendencies and this is just another worrisome example.”
• Retired Air Force Gen. Michael Hayden said: “I used to watch them in Bulgaria. Put me down as a no.”
• Retired Navy Admiral James Stavridis said: “Our troops deserve better than Trump’s big parade.”

It should also be noted that shortly after The Great Leader announced he wanted a military parade the Military Times conducted a poll that showed 89 percent of its readers opposed the parade saying it would be a “waste of money.”

Of course, The Great Leader doesn’t give a shit about wasting taxpayer money. In his demented mind, spending $30 million of taxpayer funds to stroke his ego is well worth it. It would cost the taxpayers a lot less to hire a hooker, a porn star or a Playboy model to stroke the Don, right?

For additional post-election articles re: The Don visit the articles below

1. Trump miscellaneous articles: Art. 1 thru 62 Dawg Opinions
2. Trump’s victims of Draining the Swamp: Art. 63 thru 73 Dawg Opinions
3. Trump Filling the Swamp: Art. 74 thru 79 Dawg Opinions
4. Trump miscellaneous articles: Art. 310 thru 325 Dawg Opinions 
5. Dawg Laments: Art. 1 thru 16
6. Bigot/Racist Awards: Art. 310 thru 316
7. Trump Bullshit Awards: Art. 366 thru 433
8. Trump Liar Awards: Art. 1 thru 58 Liar Awards
9. Lunatic Awards: Art. 329 thru 339
10. Moron Awards: Art. 235 thru 244
11. Narcissist Awards: Art. 6 thru 15
12. Screwball Awards: Art. 275 thru 279
13. Rodney Dangerfield Awards: Art. 202 thru 220