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Several anonymous and unreliable sources indicated that Donald “Trumporleone” Trump humors himself at night by crooning his version of The Platters No. 1 hit in 1951, “The Great Pretender.”
These sources further reported that The Great Leader sings the song while he’s sitting on his bed downing a couple of Big Macs, a large Fry, and a Large Milkshake.
The Great Leader’s version of “The Great Pretender” goes like this.
Oh yes, I'm the great pretender Pretending I'm mentally well My need is such I pretend too much I'm lonely but no one can tell Oh yes, I'm the great pretender Adrift in a world of my own I play the game but to my real shame You've left me to lie all alone Too lie is this feeling of make-believe Too lie when I feel what my mind can't conceal
Oh yes, I'm the great pretender Just laughing and gay like a clown I seem to be what you really see I'm telling my lies like a crown Too real when I feel what my lies can't conceal Oh yes, I'm the great pretender Just laughing and gay like a clown I seem to be what you really see I'm telling my lies like a crown Pretending that Misty... Pretending that she’s still around
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Trump sings: “Yes, I’m the Great Pretender”