Trump fails to take credit for closing of Toys R Us stores

In the past, Donald “Trumporleone” Trump has had the chutzpah to take credit for the fact that there were no commercial airline deaths in 2017, which is ridiculous since no president has any control over such matters. He has also taken credit for the non-existent explosion in coal miner jobs.

However, when it comes to bad economic news, The Great Leader is unwilling to take any credit. In late January 2018, Toys ‘R’ Us announced that it was closing 180 stores across the U.S. of A. With an average of about 40 employees per store, these closures will lead to the loss of about 7,200 jobs.

I’m sure it won’t be long before The Great Leader takes credit via Twitter for an increase of two (2) housekeeping jobs created by the owner of the Mustang Ranch brothel located in Sparks, Nevada and/or the three jobs as cameramen created by the porn movie production company “Naughty America” located in San Diego.

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