This isn’t the first Award presented to Jeff. In the past, he has been the recipient of seven (5) Awards in various categories and one (1) opinion piece. Those awards and opinion piece are listed at the end of this article and can be viewed by going to the listed categories.

After graduating from the University of Alabama Law School in 1973, Beauregard has spent the last forty-one (1975 to 2016) years porking out at the public trough. Apparently, no self-respecting law firm in the greater Montgomery area was about to offer Beauregard a good paying job.

In early December 2016, Donald “Trumporleone” Trump announced he was going to nominate Beauregard as the next U.S. Attorney General. The nomination required Beauregard to answer a detailed questionnaire to be submitted to the Senate Judiciary Committee.

The questionnaire requires complete documentation of employment history, published writings, interviews and speeches, among other things. However, Beauregard the Hypocrite knowingly and intentionally omitted major details in regards to the following.

• Time as U.S. attorney for the Southern District of Alabama (1981 to 1993)
• Time as Attorney General of Alabama (1995 to 1997)
• U.S. Senator (1997 to 2002)

Beauregard also failed to disclose umpteen recent interviews, some of which included controversial statements he made. An October 2016 interview wherein Beauregard gave The Don a pass for making sexist comments, because “everybody knows that Trump likes women” and “uses this kind of talk.”

In a December 2015 interview in which Beauregard says “the predictions aren’t coming true” about climate change having disastrous effects is also not disclosed.

Beauregard the Ultimate Hypocrite

As a member of the Senate Judiciary Committee, Beauregard was involved in hearings regarding Obama’s Supreme Court nomination of Sonia Sotomayor and California Supreme Court Justice Goodwin Liu’s nomination as a 9^th Circuit Court of Appeals judge. In regards to Sotomayor’s nomination, Beauregard said:

• “I want to share a concern that I do have about Judge Sotomayor’s answers to the Senate Judiciary standard questionnaire.”
• “It is still incomplete. I know the administration was very proud to dump a lot of records out in what they call ‘record time,’ but here, two weeks later, we still have some serious gaps in those answers to the committee.”

In regards to Liu’s nomination, Beauregard said:

• “At best, this nominee’s extraordinary disregard for the Committee’s constitutional role demonstrates incompetence; at worst, it creates the impression that he knowingly attempted to hide his most controversial work from the Committee.” “Professor Liu’s unwillingness to take seriously his obligation to complete these basic forms is potentially disqualifying and has placed his nomination in jeopardy.”

Beauregard continued with his rant against Liu by saying:

• “As a prosecutor, Title 18, Section 1001 makes it a criminal offense to make a false statement to the government. Two years in jail. A felony.
• “This is a certification that these nominees make that it is true and corrected and witnessed by a notary public.”
• “A judge who finds that a nominee or someone coming before him left out 117, or now 130 or 140 documents, would consider contemplated [sic], I think.”

So here we have Beauregard the Serial Hypocrite and dyed-in-the-wool Bigot violating rules he readily admits is a “felony.” However, in Beauregard’s bigoted world these rules are only applicable if a nominee is Asian or Puerto Rican. It damn sure don’t apply to a Good ol' boy from Alabama, right Beauregard?

Congrats Beauregard; keep up the good work! We should let everyone know of your amazing record as one of Americas Least Appreciated “Arrogant Asses”; you are far too humble.

1. Ass-Kisser Award Winner = 1
2. Bigot/Racist Award Winner = 2
3. Bullshit Award Winner = 2
4. Screwball Award Winner = 1
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