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Donald “Trumporleone” Trump: Today’s “Godfather” Award Winner
This isn’t the first award presented to The Great Leader. In the past he has been the subject of 476 awards, 115 opinion pieces and 61 laments. For a list of the prior awards and/or articles, see the items detailed at the end of this article.
To leave no doubt that not only is he the country’s Godfather (Patrino) and “Boss of Bosses” (capo di tutti i capi), The Great Leader recently (ca. April 13, 2020) went on national TV to confirm his exalted status as it relates to the ongoing Coronavirus pandemic and his powers to oversee the matter.
The Don’s powers as the “Boss of Bosses” is in keeping with the powers of those Bosses and mentors who preceded him like Salvatore “Little Caesar” Maranzano after he won the Castellammarese War and set himself up as boss of all bosses.
Prior to making the “I’m the Boss of all Bosses” pronouncements, The Don held a closed-door meeting with several trusted underling advisors, several of which are listed below.
It was only after a sit-down with the esteemed figures mentioned above that The Don determined that there was no question that he was the capo di tutti i capi (Boss of Bosses).
In fact, to assure he was getting good advice, The Don ordered Underboss Mike “The Lapdog” Pence to setup a séance with five trusted equals to assure the advice he had received was sound. The members of the séance are as follows.
With the expert advice from the business luminaries and legal minds named above, The Don felt quite comfortable in claiming to be America’s capo di tutti i capi (Boss of Bosses).
In establishing his unquestioned authority, The Don made the following pronouncements meant to assure everyone that his powers are supreme and cannot be questioned by anyone in relaxing or eliminating safe distance and stay-at-home directives.
When The Don was asked to cite the provisions in the Constitution that gave him power to overrule the states if their governors chose to remain closed, he said:
To punish those like NY Gov. Cuomo who have questioned his singular authority, The Don has ordered that his underboss Mike “The Lapdog” Pence and his Chief Enforcer “Sean “Whack Whack” Hannity take appropriate steps to assure compliance when he orders everyone back to work.
For additional post-election articles re: The Don visit the articles below
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