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Trump takes credit for reduced cancer deaths but not for increase in STD’s

 

This isn’t the first award presented to The Great Leader. In the past he has been the subject of 476 awards, 115 opinion pieces and 61 laments. For a list of the prior awards and/or articles, see the items detailed at the end of this article.

 

To portray himself as Jesus-like, The Great Leader recently (ca. January 2020), had the chutzpah to claim that he was somehow personally responsible for a decrease in the cases of cancer. Towards that end, The Great Leader said:

  • “U.S. Cancer Death Rate Lowest In Recorded History!”
  • “A lot of good news coming out of this Administration.”

Of course, anyone with an I.Q. a tad higher than the legal speed limit in a school zone, knows that The Great Leader and/or his administration had anything to do with a lowering of the rate of cancer deaths.

 

One must wonder if The Great Leader wants to take credit for a reduction in cancer and cancer deaths, why doesn’t he take credit for the increase in STDs (Sexually Transmitted Diseases), some of which are as follows.

  • Chlamydia: bacterial infection of the genital tract
  • Gonorrhea: bacterial infection of the genital tract
  • HIV: an infection with the human immunodeficiency virus
  • Genital herpes: initial symptom of genital herpes usually is pain or itching
  • Syphilis: affects genitals, skin and mucous membranes (Trump mentor/hero Al Capone died from it)

What’s next for The Great Leader? Will he claim credit for personally taking actions to reduce the number of smallpox cases in America?

 

For additional post-election articles re: The Don visit the articles below

  1. Trump miscellaneous opinion articles: Art. 3 thru 75 Dawg Opinions
  2. Trump’s victims of Draining the Swamp: Art. 76 thru 86 Dawg Opinions
  3. Trump Filling the Swamp: Art. 87 thru 92 Dawg Opinions
  4. Trump miscellaneous opinion articles: Art. 93 thru 99
  5. Trump miscellaneous opinion articles: Art. 323 thru 338 Dawg Opinions
  6. Dawg Laments: Art. 1 thru 61
  7. Ass-Kisser Awards = 8
  8. Bigot/Racist Awards = 16
  9. Bullshit Awards = 74
  10. Chicken Little Awards = 4
  11. Dumbo Awards = 5
  12. Humanitarian Award = 11
  13. IHOP (Flip-Flop) Awards = 3
  14. Liar Awards = 121
  15. Lunatic Awards = 27
  16. Misc. Awards = 71
  17. Misogynist Awards = 3
  18. Moron Awards = 40
  19. Narcissist Awards = 32
  20. Screwball Awards = 12
  21. Rodney Dangerfield Comic Awards = 49