Health Care Bill provides bi-monthly colonoscopies for members of Congress

As we all know, the Republicans in Congress along with Donald “Trumporleone” Trump engaged in much hoopla and backslapping after the House passed the so-called Affordable Care Act (ACA) on April 4, 2017.

Despite language in the legislation that makes it virtually impossible for the average person to purchase adequate coverage for preexisting conditions, members of Congress included a provision that provides each male member who voted in favor of repealing and replacing Obamacare with a bi-monthly colonoscopy.

Because the Republican members of Congress profess to be financial conservatives who are deeply concerned about federal deficits, the legislation allows for the Colonoscopies to be performed by Amateur Proctologists.

We should all applaud the GOP Congress for agreeing to not sticking us with footing the bill for these courtesy colonoscopies.

And lastly, I’m hopeful that this will help to “Make America Great Again”