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Donald “Trumporleone” Trump sez lots of Presidents asked for foreign election help 

 

Several unreliable and anonymous sources have indicated that in defending himself against charges that he tried to extort the Ukrainian president to embark on an investigation of Joe Biden and his son Hunter to assist him in the 2020 presidential election, The Great Leader will shortly provide a list of prior U.S. Presidents that asked for foreign election assistance, none of whom were the subject of an impeachment inquiry.

 

The text box below describes the party affiliation of each candidate for the presidency (W indicates Winner), the year of the presidential election, and the name of the person who was asked to provide assistance to the Winner.

 

Those past Presidents, both Democrats and Republicans include the following.

 

DemCandidate

GOP Candidate

Year

Assistance Provider

William Taft – W

William Bryan

1908

German Emperor Kaiser Wilhelm II

Winfield Hancock

James Garfield – W

1880

Belgian King Leopold II

Woodrow Wilson – W

Charles Hughes

1916

Russia’s Vladimir Lenin

John W. Davis

Calvin Coolidge – W

1924

Russia’s Josef Stalin

FDR – W

Herbert Hoover

1932

Japan’s Hideki Tojo

Harry Truman – W

Thomas Dewey

1948

North Korea’s Kim Il Sung

Adlai Stevenson

Dwight D. Eisenhower – W

1952

Japan’s Emperor Hirohito

JFK – W

Richard Nixon

1960

Cuba’s Fidel Castro

LBJ – W

Barry Goldwater

1964

North Vietnam’s Ho Chi Minh

Hubert Humphrey

Richard Nixon – W

1968

Cambodia’s Pol Pot

George McGovern

Richard Nixon – W

1972

Uganda’s Idi Amin Dada

Michael Dukakis

George Bush – W

1988

Iraq’s Saddam Hussein

Bill Clinton – W

George Bush

1992

Zimbabwe’s Robert Mugabe

Barack Obama – W

John McCain

2008

Libya’s Muammar Al-Gaddafi

 

 

 

 

 

And finally, the anonymous sources said that The Great Leader went on to say:

  • “Why weren’t any of the fourteen preceding Scumbag Presidents ever the subject of an impeachment inquiry?”
  • “It’s pure Bullshit that the Barbarian Democrats would have the nerve to try and impeach the most successful and loved President in the history of the United States.”

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  7. Ass-Kisser Awards: Art. 297 thru 303
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