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Sean Hannity: Today’s “Puke Bag Trump Ass-Kisser” Award Winner
In a never-ending effort to establish his bona fides as The Great Leader’s Primary Criminal Defense Attorney, Serial Ass-Kisser, Sean decided to show his undying support for The Great Leader’s assassination of Iranian Gen. Soleimani.
After lathering up his sorely chapped lips with a tube of Industrial Strength Chapstick, Sean fed the following red meat to his intellectually bereft followers in egging on The Great Leader to basically to embark on a war with Iran.
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“So, they want to respond, they try to respond, they try to retaliate.”
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“Well, what's the first thing I think I'd be looking at if I'm an American President?”
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“There are three main refineries inside of Iran.”
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“I have faith that if we targeted those three main refineries inside of Iran their economy would go belly up.”
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“And what would happen?”
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‘Then the people of Iran, that have been protesting although there's not a lot of news reporting on it, then they might have a chance to overthrow the Mullahs that have been terrorizing even their own people.”
So here we have a total ignoramus advising his boss The Great Leader to bomb Iran’s refineries, an act that would cause oil prices to explode thereby punishing American consumers with gas approaching or exceeding $5.00 a gallon.
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2012 Golden Globe Award Winner: Best Comedy Series – Academy Award Winners
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Ass-Kisser Awards = 27
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Bullshit Awards = 7
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Joseph Goebbels Truth-Teller Award Winner = 6
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IHOP Flip-Flop Award Winner = 2
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Liar Award Winner = 5
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Lunatic Award Winner = 1
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Miscellaneous Awards = 2
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Moron Awards = 6
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Rodney Dangerfield Comic Award Winner = 8
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Screwball Award Winner = 3
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Dawg Opinions: Art. 190-196
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