Fox’s Jesse Watters: Today’s “Trump Ass-Kisser” Award Winner

Jesse is a member of the comedy threesome that hosts Fox comedy show “The Five.” During a recent (early March 2018) appearance on the Sean Hannity Comedy Show, Jesse decided to further his status as a Trump Ass-Kisser.

After donning a pair of Trumpian Brand ™ Industrial Strength Knee Pads, Jesse engaged in the following discussion with Jessica Tarlov in playing to Hannity’s law I.Q. followers in defending The Great Leader from charges that he’s a racist.

JESSE:

“Listen, the president has said imprecise things.”

“He dated a black model for two years.”

JESSICA:

“So, what?”

JESSE:

“His son-in-law is Jewish.”

JESSICA:

“You’re using the, ‘He knows a black woman defense?”

This is the same BS defense that racists use in defending themselves by saying “I’m not a racist. I have a friend that’s black.”

Hopefully, The Great Leader and/or one of his Designated Toadies has reimbursed Jesse for the costs he incurred in purchasing a tube of Industrial Strength Chapstick.