Fox’s Tucker Carlson: Today’s “Trump Ass-Kisser” Award Winner

This isn’t the first Award presented to Tucker. In the past, he has been the recipient of seven (7) Awards in various categories. Those awards are listed at the end of this article.

During a recent (early February 2018) episode of the Tucker “The Tuck” Carlson Tonight Comedy Show, The Tuck decided to further prove his undying loyalty and allegiance to Donald “Trumporleone” Trump. In this instance, The Tuck decided to humor The Great Leader by attacking Democrats for standing up and applauding during The Great Leader’s State of the Union speech.

Towards that end, The Tuck told his intellectually deprived viewers:

• “The striking thing about Trump’s speech was how normal it seemed, how ordinary it was.”
• “The president stuck to the script pretty much to the letter.”
• “The result was squarely in the center of American public opinion.”

Goshes and Gollies and Gee Whillickers, The Tuck is impressed at The Great Leader’s ability to read a speech on a teleprompter that was obviously written by someone with at least a high school education.

The Tuck went on to toss a little red meat to his low I.Q. followers by saying:

• “Last night, Democratic members refused to stand or clap when Trump praised the national anthem, when he praised military veterans, when he pointed out new, low black unemployment numbers.”
• “Some refused to stand for Steve Scalise, the Louisiana Congressman who was nearly murdered last year by a Bernie Sanders supporter.
• “So, what is going on here? Well, obviously, they’re giving Trump the finger.”  [Obviously appropriate Tuck!]

Tuck completed paying homage to The Great Leader by saying.

• “Bad manners are now a form of resistance.”
• “But what if it’s more than that?”
• “What if Democrats actually don’t like those things anymore?”
• “What if praising our veterans or a flag really does enrage the modern left?”

I see Tuck, when Rep. Joe Wilson (R-SC) yelled “liar” at President Obama during his 2009 speech to a joint session of Congress I don’t recall you stating that he exhibited “bad manners.” In your right-wing asinine world, calling the president a “liar’ on national TV is acceptable when that president is one of those (wink, wink) fellers, right Tuck?

Hopefully, The Great Leader and/or his designed Toady has reimbursed Sean for the repeated costs he has surely incurred in purchasing tubes of Industrial Strength Chapstick.

Trump Ass-Kisser Award Winner = 1

Bullshit Award Winner = 1

Moron Award Winner = 2

Rodney Dangerfield Award Winner = 1

Screwball Award Winner = 1