► Donald “Trumporleone” Trump: Today’s “Disgusting Liar” Award Winner Print

Donald “Trumporleone” Trump: Today’s “Disgusting Liar” Award Winner

 

Shortly The Great Leader will spew forth his 17,000 lie since being sworn at, I’m sorry I mean sworn in on January 21, 2017.

 

To assure that nobody can surpass his innate ability to tell outrageous and provable lies over and over again, The Great Leader told the following lie to a group of his intellectually infirm followers at a political rally in New Hampshire to give credence to why he lost the 2016 election to Hillary.

 

“Hundred and hundreds of busses of improper voters

were shipped up from Massachusetts.”

 

Previously he falsely claimed it was “several busses” that were loaded up with illegal voters from the Boston area. So, now were up to hundreds of busses. By the time the election rolls around in November 2020 and if he loses, he’ll probably tell his low I.Q. followers:

 

Michigan: “I lost because hundreds and hundreds of busses of illegal voters were bussed in from Toledo and bussed to vote in Ann Arbor and Detroit.”

New Hampshire: “I lost because 900 busloads of illegal voters were brought in from Boston and voted against me.”

Nevada: “I lost because hundreds of busloads of illegal voters were bussed in from the Sacramento, San Francisco and Los Angeles area to vote against me in Las Vegas, Reno and Lake Tahoe.”

Pennsylvania: “I lost because several hundred busloads of illegal voters were bussed in from the Trenton, New Jersey area so they could illegally vote in Philadelphia.”

Wisconsin: I lost because several thousand busloads of illegal voters were shipped in from Chicago to vote against me in and around Milwaukee.”

 

And if this scenario plays out you can bet that The Great Leader will issue an executive order declaring the election null and void until there is a thorough investigation of voter fraud conducted by Attorney General Bill Barr and his personal attorney Rudy Giuliani. And you can bet that such a sham investigation would take at least four years.

 

For additional post-election articles re: The Don visit the articles below

  1. Trump miscellaneous opinion articles: Art. 3 thru 75 Dawg Opinions
  2. Trump’s victims of Draining the Swamp: Art. 76 thru 86 Dawg Opinions
  3. Trump Filling the Swamp: Art. 87 thru 92 Dawg Opinions
  4. Trump miscellaneous opinion articles: Art. 93 thru 99
  5. Trump miscellaneous opinion articles: Art. 323 thru 338 Dawg Opinions 
  6. Dawg Laments: Art. 1 thru 73
  7. Ass-Kisser Awards = 8
  8. Bigot/Racist Awards = 16
  9. Bullshit Awards = 74
  10. Chicken Little Awards = 3
  11. Dumbo Awards = 5
  12. Humanitarian Award = 11
  13. IHOP (Flip-Flop) Awards = 3
  14. Liar Awards = 78
  15. Lunatic Awards = 27
  16. Misc. Awards = 62
  17. Misogynist Awards = 3
  18. Moron Awards = 42
  19. Narcissist Awards = 34
  20. Screwball Awards = 12
  21. Rodney Dangerfield Comic Awards = 51